Cheeky has had a difficult time over the last year, and while on a jog around Toyland yesterday he spotted a Toyland Express reporter. Jogging over at the lightening fast speed one expects of a cheetah, the King said hello. He was dressed in his beautiful royal red velvet robe, estimated by experts as the most valuable piece of all toy clothing.
'I say, I always come out for a run, it's important to stay fit. It also doesn't cost any money,' said the notoriously mean king. 'What's that you've written there?' he then pointed to the journalist's notepad. 'Mean? Mean? I say I'm not mean!'
'Ever since Chris Steakface took over half of Toyland and named it Smallvania, I've become the bad guy. Wasn't it better when I was king of all Toyland? I never even get to sleep in Emily's bed any more, and toys are always complaining about taxes in Boston.'
The spotted king was forced out of his castle in August by a peaceful coup in which the small toys demanded to be ruled by fellow small toys, and thus created an independent 'Smallvanian' state. Since then King Chris and Queen Spurry have been voted the best rulers of Toyland ever. King Cheeky and Queen Nala came second, which is the same as last place, when the vote was announced some weeks ago.
King Cheeky is the oldest of the royal family of Boston, which consists of himself, Queen Nala (a lioness), their son Prince Simba (a lion) and daugher Princess Carly (a cheetah). Cheeky turned three human years old on August 1st of this year, and in toy years is somewhere in his sixties. King Chris of Smallvania, meanwhile, is a youthful forty-two.
When asked what the best moment of his life as a young, excitable cheetah with a cute purr, Cheeky said it was the time Emily fed him lemonade in Spain.
Pictured: Cheeky enjoying lemonade in TGI Friday's in Spain in March 2004. He was just eight human months old.
At this point Marissa Cooper bounded past and invited everyone to her house for fruit smoothies and cheered everyone up. Even old King Cheeky gave a little smile, especially when told the smoothies were free.
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