THE LAND OF OLD TOYS was shuddering tonight after a whirlwind of tidying up hit right into the centre of the boxes and baskets in which old toys Emily no longer plays with sit.
Heartlessly, Emily's mum rounded up many soft toys into a big plastic bag, which experts predict is to be sent to a second hand sale. Toys waited anxiously to hear their fate as they were lifted up and Emily offered a firm 'yes' or 'no' answer.
Toys being banished altogether from all Toyland include Rosie, the ragdoll infamous for bullying Marissa before her ascent into popularity, a McDonald's Mr Bump toy, Little Fluff Bun, and a tiger who never even got a name.
The most controversial choice so far are the twin bunny glove puppets, which are nineteen years old, having been bought for Emily's eldest brother when he was two years old. One of the bunnies was in fact second hand itself, though nowadays indistinguishable from his newer brother. It remains to be seen whether these Toyland veterans will indeed be thrown out.
Toys surviving the events include Dr Flixy and Spanish Bull.
The Toyland Express is against any plans to throw out any toys, and those who cannot be saved will be sorely missed.
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