BOSTONIAN SOCIALITE Marissa Cooper, famous for her excessive wealth, yesterday volunteered at a local soup kitchen. There she served hot soup to the homeless, in the kitchen which is situated in the Land of Old Toys, the unfortunate final home for toys which Emily is no longer interested in.
Beaming with a smile, Marissa, an eighteen year old university student, said 'It's great to give something back and help those who have had a harder time in our society. Hot tomato soup is something us toys often take for granted.' She served toys including the bunny glove puppets, twins who found success in the late 1980s and 1990s being played with by Emily's brothers. Since then, they have been neglected and left in the company of countless old toys, which are mostly babyish or from McDonald's.
'Some of these toys come to me for soup and they still smell of greasy burgers from when they arrived in a Happy Meal,' sighed Marissa. 'Mmmm burgers!' she added.
Some toys were less than impressed at Marissa's self-righteousness. As she sped off in her blue convertible back to her student room in Boston, a blonde haired girl wearing a red dress with a cat on told us 'Marissa is just copying me, I've worked here for months and I've never had a newspaper article written about me.'. The girl was exactly the same height as Marissa and smiled just as much, but refused to be named.
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