RESIDENTS OF Toyland must remember that tomorrow is Emily's Mummy's birthday, and should be prepared to celebrate accordingly.
'I shudder to imagine,' said Shawly, a veteran of eighteen such birthdays dating back to 1988, 'what would happen if anyone forgot. The results would be catastrophic.' Shawly has written a book on the subject, Worst Case Scenario: Forgetting Birthdays, available from Toyland Express Books for £6.99 plus £70 postage and packing.
The birthday looks set to be a success however, with dinner reservations booked for seven o'clock in the evening, and Emily's two university student brothers returning home for the night.
Local birthday singer Ducky Mallard is fully booked for performances on both days this weekend, with Granny CB's birthday tomorrow. 'This time of year is always profitable, with Daddy's birthday just next month! I'm so excited! Quack!' Ducky is two years old.
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