QUEEN SPURRY of Smallvania today reached a new world record for conker collection by a toy. She collected one hundred conkers and piled them up in the castle, beating the previous record set by Sam the Squirrel of twelve and a half conkers. Sam's record was often questioned however, as people wondered why he collected half a conker instead of a whole one.
Controversy has already surrounded Queen Spurry however after it was revealed she told her husband King Chris she was feeling sick so that she could have the day off from her work as Queen.
'She just used the time to go collecting conkers!' said an enraged Smallvanian resident, Canada Jack. 'It's not what we pay our taxes for. But I do like Spurry she makes marvellous muffins.'
The Queen quickly hit back at the allegations however. 'Oi! I really was sick. Did you smell that bucket? Anyway today I collected 94 conkers which added to my previous collection of six puts me well in the lead of the world's biggest conker collection owned by a toy.'
'I'm so proud of her,' said King Chris. 'Especially considering each conker is about the size of her whole body! She's got the strength of a dung beetle, though she isn't as smelly! I love you Spurry.'
'I love you too Chris' squeaked the Queen, before a passionate embrace.
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