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Friday, November 17, 2006

Missing slipper!

DUCKY MALLARD has lost one of his new slippers, it emerged last night. The slipper is believed to be buried somewhere under the mountains of pillows and covers of Emily's bed, where Ducky lives.

'He's not lost it, he's just mislaid it!' said Mrs Ducky, Ducky's mother, wearing bright red lipstick.

Toyland policeman Elmo has appealed for anyone with any information regarding the whereabouts of the missing slipper to contact him immediately.

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