Winnie spends night away shock

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WINNIE THE POOH, Mayor of Boston, caused shock by sleeping in Mummy's bed last night, it has emerged.

The biggest toy of Toyland usually resides at the foot of Emily's bed, rarely performing his function as a hot water bottle cover. But that's just what he was used for when Emily's Mummy wanted something warm to cuddle up to in Daddy's absence in Boston, USA.

This left Ducky as the only toy on the bed. 'I wasn't lonely though,' said the soft duck, who had the company of the royal family of Boston above his head on a ledge, and the Jellycat dolls in a flat on a shelf next door.

Ducky in fact had a late night as he was in London for the premiere of his latest film, James Pond : Quacksino Royale. The film tells the story of how the fictional duck became a superspy with a fondness for bread eaten in a pond - 'thrown, not dropped.' Top Toyland celebrities at the premiere included pop singer Nazzy Star, seventies soul singer Hershey Bear, and more international toy stars such as Buzz Lightyear. Mrs Potatohead was also present, but she declined to say where her husband was. Tabloid rumours suggest their marriage is mashed up.

King Cheeky bemoaned the fact that both Winnie and White Teddy were sleeping away last night. 'I say, Boston seems so quiet with out them!' Fortunately, Marissa Cooper was on hand playing loud music through her CD player until two o'clock in the morning.

'I just wasn't tired! I miss Whitey!' she wailed.

Winnie the Pooh was back in Toyland today to carry on his job as Mayor.

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