Letters to the editor

DEAR SIR,

As is customary at this time of year, I have compiled a list of the most popular boys and girls names of 2006, from the births announcements of your paper.

BOYS
1. Whitey
2. Ducky
3. Chris
4. Kris
5. Cheeky
6. Ryan
7. Simba
8. Jeff
9. Chico
10. Hershey

GIRLS
1. Marissa
2. Ducky
3. Spurry
4. Spurinda
5. Nazalia
6. Sabrina
7. Carly
8. Mabel
9. Chica
10. Clara

Yours,
J. Badger
Smallvania

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