Postman becomes first toy to use hair products

THE TOYLAND EXPRESS can exclusively reveal pictures of Bratz doll Ryan Atwood becoming the first toy in known history to have his hair gelled or waxed.

Photographs leaked to the Express from an anonymous source show the pin-up postman having his hair done by Natalie Star, sister of Atwood's girlfriend Nazzy.



Celebrity gossip columnist Peeping Penny said of the photographs, 'This clearly shows tension in the Ryan/Nazzy relationship. She can just be seen in the background of the photo actually lying down, probably in tears, at her sister running her hands through her boyfriend's blonde locks.'

Nazzy later denied these rumours and told us to go and read last week's issue of Hello! magazine, which shows the pair in apparent domestic bliss.

Another Polly, Polly Pocket, was similarly worried by the photograph. 'I hope this doesn't mean Natalie is opening up a hair salon!' Polly Pocket owns the only hairdressers in Toyland, and one of the few shops not to be owned by Bramble Enterprises.

When we asked Atwood how he felt about being the first doll to have his hair done with hair products, he declined to comment, but did insist, 'I'm not a doll, I'm an action figure!'

Ryan is twenty-two years old.