WHILE SHEPHERDS WATCHED their flocks by night in tea towels, dressed up the annual Toyland Nativity play, suddenly a bright light did appear before them! It was not an angel however but a very angry Spurry, her little red cheeks a firey red!
'I will NOT play the baby Jesus in the Nativity!' said the one inch tall Queen, a toy so small she was formerly a keyring. 'I've had enough of people treating me like a child, nevermind a baby! Just because I'm so small!'
Her anger was met with a collective 'Aaaaaaah!' from the mothers and fathers who had come to see their children perform various Christmas carols at the Smallvania Nursery.
'And I don't like that scary Christmas Carol story either!' she added harshly.
The Queen of Smallvania then went back to her castle to prepare her celebrations for Hanukkah, the Jewish equivalent of Christmas.
Other roles more successfully cast for this year's nativity include King Cheeky as Herod and Marissa Cooper as the Angel Gabriel. Wise Teddy, Jeff Badger and Ducky will be playing the three wise men. The star role however goes to Sabrina Spellman who will be playing Mary.
'It's ridiculous that Sabrina plays Mary.. I would be much better for the part! It's just 'cos she's blonde! They always pick a blonde girl to play Mary!' protested Kaitlin Cooper. Kaitlin is Marissa's little sister, who she bears a remarkable resemblance to. She has been sent to Toyland from San Diego, California to learn how to behave, just like Marissa was some three years ago this Christmas.
'It would be far more realistic to have a girl with brown, yarn hair to play Mary,' added Kaitlin, before sticking her tongue out to our reporters. 'Whatever...' she said as a goodbye.
Kaitlin is fifteen years old.
*The Toyland Theatrical Co would like to announce that auditions are being re-opened for the part of the baby Jesus in the Toyland Nativity.
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