THE STREETS OF TOYLAND WERE empty today as all but one of the toys were bedridden with a highly contagious vomiting bug.
The only person not infected is Marissa Cooper, who has hidden herself away in a corner of her flat, terrified that its only a matter of time before she falls ill too.
The first toy to fall ill was Kaitlin, who passed it on to Sabrina and Claire while they cleaned up after her. Across the border in Smallvania, Zara and Spurry were spending most of their time on the toilet. This wasn't much of a change for Zara, admittedly.
Fingers were quick to point at who'd brought the illness in. 'I'm sure it was that rat toy from McDonald's... coming in here from a foreign country, bringing all his bugs!' said an anonymous source.
The sickness is expected to quickly pass, and those not ill (i.e. Marissa) are advised to avoid any glasses, mugs, toilets or department stores used by those who are ill until they are fully cleaned.
'I'm staying in my room,' said Marissa.
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