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KING CHRIS of Smallvania is expected to visit his former home in Cape Town today. Exclusive sources told the Express that Emily would escort the teddy to the house where she found him nearly two years ago.
Over six thousand miles away from Toyland, Chris will meet his former owner, Chris, who he is named after. Past biographies of Chris' life have said he was known by the name Jeremy until he was renamed by Emily and her brother.
'It's like a pilgrimage, visiting the places we used to spend so much time in before we moved to Toyland,' texted Queen Spurry to her online blog.
'Weather very hot at last, was very bored of rain!' she added.
Queen Spurry will be hoping that her husband's visit to his home is more successful than her own trip home. On visiting the Spur restaurant in Hout Bay, where Spurry was sold by a person collecting for charity, Spurry was heartbroken to see it had closed down. The royal couple drove to a different Spur but it is rumoured that they didn't enjoy it because there was a bouncy castle just outside the window and every few seconds toys would jump up and see them eating.
'It put me right off,' Spurry complained to a waitress.
After visiting Chris' home, the rulers of Smallvania are expected to go to Pick n Pay to stock up on Nik-Naks and South African Jelly Tots.
Chris is 42 years old.
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