Pancakes!

FLOUR, EGGS, MILK AND butter were in short supply at the local Costcutter supermarket as toys rushed to make pancakes for Pancake Day.

'It is actually called Shrove Tuesday,' Sunnydale teacher Miss. Pancake told her class this morning, with no idea why mischievous pupil Kaitlin Cooper was giggling so much.

'I always love a good pancake,' the teacher continued, to the uproar of the class.

'Shrove Tuesday came about as the day before Lent began toys wanted to use up all their blah blah blah,' she explained.

Others, however, have found Pancake Day less enjoyable. Boston resident Ducky Mallard was looking extremely worried sitting on the bed today.

'I tossed up a pancake into the air and now its stuck on the ceiling and I can't get it down! It is going to fall onto my head any minute! I'm so worried! That said panckaes share a lot of the ingredients of bread so the prospect of having one fall on my head is at least slightly tasty.'

As our reporter left Boston, a loud splat was heard followed by an embarrassed quack.

Ducky is two years old.

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How to make pancakes.