The first shot was fired by King Chris, who had already turned heads by changing the direction in which he brushes his fur. After hearing of Emily's finding of tens of ladybirds in the garden, he predicted next summer would be Toyland's 'hottest ever' and behaviour needed to be changed to stop damage to the fragile Smallvanian environment.
Sunshine Avenue in Smallvania records the hottest temperatures, as sunlight heats up passing through the windows. Bostonian scientist Sabrina Spellman calls this the 'greenhouse effect'.
'The Polly Pocket aeroplane will have to be taxed more,' announced Chris, surprising his supporters, as Chris has traditionally reduced taxes. 'That aeroplane is responsible for at least one quarter of Smallvania's carbon emissions.'
The Polly Pockets were enraged at Chris' criticism, despite being known to use environmentally-unfriendly buses, cars and planes to travel the shortest of distances around Toyland. Yesterday, one blonde haired Polly Pocket was seen driving just thirty centimetres to the clothes shop, an unnamed source told the Express.
Toyland is moving on from this Victorian scene of pollution.
Moving east to Boston, King Cheeky pointed out that his citizens had no need for dirty cars and planes, as they were big enough to walk places. For that reason, Boston was 'much healthier'. Cheeky accused Smallvanian businessman Barry Bramble of being the source of all the pollution. 'He keeps building more and more factories and shops. He is the least green hedgehog I have ever seen!'
Marissa Cooper vowed to use her car less as her boyfriend, White Teddy, taught her about the melting of the polar ice caps affecting polar bears like him at the North Pole. Pollution leading to climate change could make polar bears extinct, as the icebergs on which they rest melt away.
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