SMALLVANIAN DALMATION SCHOOLGIRL PEARL relived her terrifying experience on the Toyland Ladder after leaving hospital last night.
Pearl, aged 8, fell from the string ladder when climbing up to reach the Printer's Tray on Saturday. The ladder was built last year after King Chris excitedly launched his '24 new homes' plan, the ladder linking the Printer's Tray to the rest of Toyland for the first time in history.
Lawyers are already working on Pearl claiming compensation from the Smallvanian government for the safety requirements which were clearly not met. King Cheeky was quick to jump on the bandwagon after the accident.
'This clearly shows that Chris and Spurry are unfit to rule Smallvania. I should be king of all Toyland again!'
Pearl, who landed on the soda machine outside the Bramble Department Store, only suffered minor cuts and grazes, but said it was an 'awful experience' that no toy should have to go through. 'It was like when Emily drops you on the floor, or down the stairs!'.
A spokesman for Smallvania Castle said, 'The incident is being looked into.'
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It must of been a terrible experience for that poor dog Pearl.
winging about and crashing and pain is horrible.
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