INCHES OF ALL PAST ISSUES of the Toyland Express were counted last night to find the ten characters mentioned in the most articles. The results go some way in indicating who are Emily's favourite toys.
The list is part of this newspaper's new layout, where along the left hand side the number of times each character is mentioned can be followed. The results last night put Marissa Cooper as the number one toy, followed by Ducky. King Cheeky of Boston was dismayed to be beaten by King Chris of Smallvania, but pleased to be in the top four.
Popular yet old toys such as Shawly and Whitey failed to reach the top ten, getting two and seven mentions respectively.
The list is exactly evenly divided between Bostonians and Smallvanians, though the two most popular toys both live in Boston. King Cheeky said this morning over his toast and grapefruits that, 'These results clearly show Boston is better than Smallvania.'
Marissa (28)
Ducky (24)
Chris (16)
Cheeky (15)
Spurry (15)
Barry Bramble (12)
Kaitlin (11)
Sabrina (11)
Ryan (10)
Nazzy (8)
Kaitlin was best pleased with her result. 'It's just awesome and like so kewl! I've only been here a few months and I've already been mentioned in eleven articles! Yep take a photo of me cameras, I'm beautiful! Tee hee hee hee hee.'
Kaitlin is eleven years old.
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