READERS OF THE PRINT VERSION OF today's Sunday Toyland Express will enjoy a free copy of the latest episode of classic Toyland TV series, Ducksville. The programme shows the nail-biting drama and hilarious mishaps that a group of six feathered friends get up to on the stylish West Bank of their lake.
'It's my favourite TV show!' said Ducky, three.
To pick up your free DVD simply buy the print edition of this paper, find the coupons inside, cut them out and take them to the till at your local Bramble Newsagents. If you don't live near a Bramble Newsagents then simply post the coupons to the Express offices in Fleet Street, Toyland, with £6.99 postage and packing. That's all it takes to get your FREE DVD of Ducksville.
For our online readers, here is a sneak preview of an exciting chase scene:
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Sunday, April 29, 2007
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Will guinea pigs threaten Toyland way of life?
International News
EMILY IS NOW OWNER OF TWO female guinea pigs, Snuffles and Nibbles, who arrived in the house as a birthday present on April 21st, the day after Emily turned eight. The news has been greeted with worry and surprise all over Toyland. Some are calling it the biggest Toyland news story of the year.
'I am very pleased to hear that Emily has guinea pigs. Why would I be afraid? They are the same size as me and my family. Slightly smaller in fact. I hope we will get on very well.' said HRH King Cheeky of Boston.
Marissa Cooper spoke for the Jellycats when expressing her excitement on a visit to the pets. 'Oooh! Nibbles is so cute! And Snuffles too!' Marissa did look disappointed that she could not go for a ride on them, however, despite being the perfect size.
Other toys expressed worry about the animals. Most of the concern was centered in Smallvania, where almost all toys are under a quarter of the size of the guinea pigs. 'Eu I don't think this is good news at all. There were not enough new characters this birthday,' HRH King Chris of Smallvania said, referring to the fact that the Smallvania population had only been increased by a vet, whereas Emily's birthday saw several new arrivals in Boston.
'But what is more important is that these guinea pigs threaten the very life of small toys everywhere! They are so big they might eat us up! Emily might let them loose!' Queen Spurry intervened to calm her husband down, reminding him it would have been far worse for Toyland had Emily got a bigger pet, like a dog or an elephant.
'Anyway,' Chris continued after a drink of water. 'I hope Emily doesn't forget about us traditional toys while playing with those guinea pigs!'
Noticing the difference in opinion between the two countries, King Cheeky is rumoured to be considering making Snuffles an honourary citizen of Boston.
Asked for their opinions, Snuffles and Nibbles said, 'Squeak!'
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EMILY IS NOW OWNER OF TWO female guinea pigs, Snuffles and Nibbles, who arrived in the house as a birthday present on April 21st, the day after Emily turned eight. The news has been greeted with worry and surprise all over Toyland. Some are calling it the biggest Toyland news story of the year.
'I am very pleased to hear that Emily has guinea pigs. Why would I be afraid? They are the same size as me and my family. Slightly smaller in fact. I hope we will get on very well.' said HRH King Cheeky of Boston.
Marissa Cooper spoke for the Jellycats when expressing her excitement on a visit to the pets. 'Oooh! Nibbles is so cute! And Snuffles too!' Marissa did look disappointed that she could not go for a ride on them, however, despite being the perfect size.
Other toys expressed worry about the animals. Most of the concern was centered in Smallvania, where almost all toys are under a quarter of the size of the guinea pigs. 'Eu I don't think this is good news at all. There were not enough new characters this birthday,' HRH King Chris of Smallvania said, referring to the fact that the Smallvania population had only been increased by a vet, whereas Emily's birthday saw several new arrivals in Boston.
'But what is more important is that these guinea pigs threaten the very life of small toys everywhere! They are so big they might eat us up! Emily might let them loose!' Queen Spurry intervened to calm her husband down, reminding him it would have been far worse for Toyland had Emily got a bigger pet, like a dog or an elephant.
'Anyway,' Chris continued after a drink of water. 'I hope Emily doesn't forget about us traditional toys while playing with those guinea pigs!'
Noticing the difference in opinion between the two countries, King Cheeky is rumoured to be considering making Snuffles an honourary citizen of Boston.
Asked for their opinions, Snuffles and Nibbles said, 'Squeak!'
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Saturday, April 21, 2007
Emily turns eight shock
From yesterday's Express
April 20th 2007
TOYLAND RESIDENTS WERE in shock that Emily is now eight years old, it emerged last night.
King Cheeky of Boston said, 'It seems just yesterday that she was four got me on August 1st!' reminding Boston of his own birthday.
Shawly agreed that 'Emily grows up so fast!'
Other toys claimed to have noticed 'tell tale signs' that Emily's birthday, a national holiday in both Boston and Smallvania, was approaching.
'It is exactly 365 days since she turned seven,' said mathmetician Sabrina Spellman, fresh from her triumph of winning the University Challenge trophy for Sunnydale University.
'And it is EXACTLY a YEAR since I built my department store!' said Barry Bramble.
Ducky ensured he had the last word. 'I've been scheduled in my diary to sing Happy Birthday to Emily today for ages.'
Ducky is three years old today. Also sharing a birthday this April 20th is White Teddy, aged eight. Queen Elizabeth II celebrates her birthday tomorrow.
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April 20th 2007
TOYLAND RESIDENTS WERE in shock that Emily is now eight years old, it emerged last night.
King Cheeky of Boston said, 'It seems just yesterday that she was four got me on August 1st!' reminding Boston of his own birthday.
Shawly agreed that 'Emily grows up so fast!'
Other toys claimed to have noticed 'tell tale signs' that Emily's birthday, a national holiday in both Boston and Smallvania, was approaching.
'It is exactly 365 days since she turned seven,' said mathmetician Sabrina Spellman, fresh from her triumph of winning the University Challenge trophy for Sunnydale University.
'And it is EXACTLY a YEAR since I built my department store!' said Barry Bramble.
Ducky ensured he had the last word. 'I've been scheduled in my diary to sing Happy Birthday to Emily today for ages.'
Ducky is three years old today. Also sharing a birthday this April 20th is White Teddy, aged eight. Queen Elizabeth II celebrates her birthday tomorrow.
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Thursday, April 19, 2007
Ryan and Nazzy engaged to be married
POPSTAR AND CANDY-FLOSS SELLER NAZZY STAR was proposed to by her longtime boyfriend Ryan Atwood, a postman, on top of the Printer's Tray in Smallvania last night. She duly accepted to the cheers of crowds below.
The high-profile couple are expected to marry in a lavish ceremony at an unknown date this summer. Work is rumoured to have already started on Nazzy's wedding dress. The couple's housemates, Natalie and Zara, were said to be 'delighted'.
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The high-profile couple are expected to marry in a lavish ceremony at an unknown date this summer. Work is rumoured to have already started on Nazzy's wedding dress. The couple's housemates, Natalie and Zara, were said to be 'delighted'.
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Sunday, April 15, 2007
Toys publish themselves on YouTube
THE 'YOUTUBE GENERATION' HAS engulfed Smallvanians and Bostonians alike, with the release of two films made by toys onto the international video-sharing website.
Jeff Badger, aged fourteen.
The first, twelve-second clip shows former Smallvanian mayor and elderly Sylvanian Jeff Badger walking across an old Toyland street past a horse and cart. The film is undated and is in sketchy black and white, but Jeff, who was known as Master Jeffrey Badger at the time of the film, estimates he was about fourteen. Jeff is now ninety-eight years old, Toyland's oldest resident.
'This is a valuable addition to our knowledge of Toyland's past,' said Sunnydale teacher Miss Pancake to her history class.
The other video made available by toys is a blurry pop video made by the Jellycats of themselves dancing along to the Muppets' famous 'Manamana' tune. It has already received much attention from toys around the globe, and child toys have been heard singing the catchy and repeatitive tune to eachother on the way to school.
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Jeff Badger, aged fourteen.
The first, twelve-second clip shows former Smallvanian mayor and elderly Sylvanian Jeff Badger walking across an old Toyland street past a horse and cart. The film is undated and is in sketchy black and white, but Jeff, who was known as Master Jeffrey Badger at the time of the film, estimates he was about fourteen. Jeff is now ninety-eight years old, Toyland's oldest resident.
'This is a valuable addition to our knowledge of Toyland's past,' said Sunnydale teacher Miss Pancake to her history class.
The other video made available by toys is a blurry pop video made by the Jellycats of themselves dancing along to the Muppets' famous 'Manamana' tune. It has already received much attention from toys around the globe, and child toys have been heard singing the catchy and repeatitive tune to eachother on the way to school.
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Exclusive to Toyland Express skiing photos
HERE The Toyland Express has the pleasure of showing the photos from Emily's recent skiing holiday which was attended by Wintertime Wonderland Nazzy Star, postman Ryan Atwood, loud American dolly Marissa Cooper and favourite bedtime toy Ducky Mallard.
King Chris recently said the trip showed Toyland's increased 'celebrity culture' and a class divide betwen those who do not go on holiday and the lucky jetsetting few. The 'core four' most popular toys who experience the most luxury lifestyles are the four that went skiing in Belle Plagne, France, said the king, with glowing green eyes. His wife Spurry pointed out he musn't be jealous as neither of them could ski, as they were made sitting down and without bendy legs. Also they went to the last holiday to Cape Town earlier this year.
Here Ducky Mallard relaxes outside in his hat, protecting his sensitive feathers from the hot sunshine. Throughout the week Ducky saw no problem in going into the hotel lounge and outside deck in his slippers, as this photo demonstrates.
Marissa Cooper in the process of making a snowman outside the hotel. She used stones for eyes, nose and mouth. 'Such dirty snow!' notes Ryan.
Marissa sporting her expensive blue Jellycat salopettes and ski jacket.
Ducky also kept in the limelight, becoming rather accustomed to expensive weeks away. Preferring sledging and flying over the mountains as a chair-life carrying his friends to the top of the slopes, Ducky didn't ski. He admired the spectacular views, though.
Marissa taking a well earned break for some pineapple juice after skiing all the way down le Grande Rochette. She notes some of her skiing class were to scared to even try but she 'didn't fall over once!' On this very photo you can see some other skiiers and snowboarders had less luck and did fall over.
'My ski instructor was called Eric,' explained Marissa after touching down at Polly Pocket airport last night. 'He was French but spoke very good English. He may or may not have been related to Lapinou or Monsieur Meow,' she said, referring to Toyland's prominent French chef residents.
Ducky is two years old.
King Chris recently said the trip showed Toyland's increased 'celebrity culture' and a class divide betwen those who do not go on holiday and the lucky jetsetting few. The 'core four' most popular toys who experience the most luxury lifestyles are the four that went skiing in Belle Plagne, France, said the king, with glowing green eyes. His wife Spurry pointed out he musn't be jealous as neither of them could ski, as they were made sitting down and without bendy legs. Also they went to the last holiday to Cape Town earlier this year.
Here Ducky Mallard relaxes outside in his hat, protecting his sensitive feathers from the hot sunshine. Throughout the week Ducky saw no problem in going into the hotel lounge and outside deck in his slippers, as this photo demonstrates.
Marissa Cooper in the process of making a snowman outside the hotel. She used stones for eyes, nose and mouth. 'Such dirty snow!' notes Ryan.
Marissa sporting her expensive blue Jellycat salopettes and ski jacket.
Ducky also kept in the limelight, becoming rather accustomed to expensive weeks away. Preferring sledging and flying over the mountains as a chair-life carrying his friends to the top of the slopes, Ducky didn't ski. He admired the spectacular views, though.
Marissa taking a well earned break for some pineapple juice after skiing all the way down le Grande Rochette. She notes some of her skiing class were to scared to even try but she 'didn't fall over once!' On this very photo you can see some other skiiers and snowboarders had less luck and did fall over.
'My ski instructor was called Eric,' explained Marissa after touching down at Polly Pocket airport last night. 'He was French but spoke very good English. He may or may not have been related to Lapinou or Monsieur Meow,' she said, referring to Toyland's prominent French chef residents.
Ducky is two years old.
Friday, April 06, 2007
Cooper Comics Co. launch
SHE HAS BEEN A MILLIONAIRESS, political campaigner, protest singer, pop star, actress and a waitress, but now it seems Bostonian socialite Marissa Cooper is turning her attention to an even more exciting occupation - comic book heroin.
The annoucement was made to reporters on the Boston High Street, with the release of the above drawing of Marissa, who is said to be the main character in the comics, which have yet to receive a title. Speculators say that the stories will revolve around Toyland and its colourful characters.
Cooper Comics Co. has been created by Marissa's father, the American business tycoon Mr Cooper. Mr Cooper made his fortune through Californian real estate (building and selling houses) but wants to now try his hand at something new. The artist of the drawing is said not to be anyone from Emily's Toyland.
Above: Marissa's Daddy in California, seen in Toyland through a video link.
Marissa is eighteen years old.
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