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EMILY IS NOW OWNER OF TWO female guinea pigs, Snuffles and Nibbles, who arrived in the house as a birthday present on April 21st, the day after Emily turned eight. The news has been greeted with worry and surprise all over Toyland. Some are calling it the biggest Toyland news story of the year.
'I am very pleased to hear that Emily has guinea pigs. Why would I be afraid? They are the same size as me and my family. Slightly smaller in fact. I hope we will get on very well.' said HRH King Cheeky of Boston.
Marissa Cooper spoke for the Jellycats when expressing her excitement on a visit to the pets. 'Oooh! Nibbles is so cute! And Snuffles too!' Marissa did look disappointed that she could not go for a ride on them, however, despite being the perfect size.
Other toys expressed worry about the animals. Most of the concern was centered in Smallvania, where almost all toys are under a quarter of the size of the guinea pigs. 'Eu I don't think this is good news at all. There were not enough new characters this birthday,' HRH King Chris of Smallvania said, referring to the fact that the Smallvania population had only been increased by a vet, whereas Emily's birthday saw several new arrivals in Boston.
'But what is more important is that these guinea pigs threaten the very life of small toys everywhere! They are so big they might eat us up! Emily might let them loose!' Queen Spurry intervened to calm her husband down, reminding him it would have been far worse for Toyland had Emily got a bigger pet, like a dog or an elephant.
'Anyway,' Chris continued after a drink of water. 'I hope Emily doesn't forget about us traditional toys while playing with those guinea pigs!'
Noticing the difference in opinion between the two countries, King Cheeky is rumoured to be considering making Snuffles an honourary citizen of Boston.
Asked for their opinions, Snuffles and Nibbles said, 'Squeak!'
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