POLLS OPENED AT SEVEN O'CLOCK THIS MORNING for all areas of Toyland to vote on who will be mayor for the next term of government. Election fever has been mounting for some months, with some three positions being contested.
In Boston, incumbent Winnie the Pooh will be facing another election, and hopes to remain undefeated. 'Hummmm I've been Mayor of Boston for as long as anyone can remember. Bostonians musn't forget all the good things I've done for this country.'
Winnie refused to answer questions about if he was about to resign. In today's election he faces several candidates for his job: longtime rival Ducky Mallard, Conservative party candidate White Teddy, and university student environmental campaigner Marissa Cooper.
Meanwhile, in Smallvania, Mayor and Mayoress Puddleduck will also be seeking re-election. They came to power after Jeff and Mabel Badger stood down. Hoping to win the position off them will be Graham Greybear.
Asked why he should be voted as Mayor, Graham said, 'No-one knows Smallvania as well as me. I am a self-made bear. I used to sleep on the streets, without a home, and I care about hard work and the pursuit of happiness.' Graham's serious tone is likely to lose him the election.
At time of writing a list of candidates for the Mayor position in the Land of Old Toys was unavailable. It is rumoured that Rosie will become Mayoress by default because of no-one else standing.
With Sunnydale and Smallvania schools closed for polling, the Toyland Express urges all toys, big and small, to vote for the candidate which offers the brightest future.
All the election results will be announced in the Express when the votes are counted.
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