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Sunday, May 13, 2007

Toys fail in Toylandvision Song Contest once again

THE TOYLANDVISION SONG CONTEST saw Smallvania finish bottom and Boston finish second from bottom after the votes were announced last night. Boston's song, 'Flying the Flag' performed by a cheesey pop group of little known group of soft bunny rabbits, won only 29 points.

Bottom of the contest came Smallvania, whose entry from Barbie-lookalike 'I-Girl', titled 'Einschuldigung', which is German for 'Excuse-me'. I-Girl didn't appear to regret choosing to sing in a foreign language, commenting that what was important to her was her song 'reaching the dizzy heights of number 398 in the Toyland singles chart.' I-Girl won just five points in the contest.

The overall winners of the seven-hour long Toylandvision were Grace's Toyland, whose entry 'Down Under' by Sid Knee won 391 points from various Toylands around England.

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