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Monday, June 11, 2007

Boston unveils more Olympic plans

KING CHEEKY AND HIS OLYMPICS ADVISOR, Canada Jack, unveiled more plans for the 2012 Toyland Olympic Games yesterday. The plans concerned what types of races Cheeky wanted to put on in addition to the normal Olympic sports such as sprinting and the javelin.

Canada Jack explained that the King had requested several new events, including the egg and spoon race, the three-legged race, the sack race, the piggy-back race, the wheelbarrow race, the wheelchair egg and spoon race and finally the three-legged sack egg and spoon piggy back wheelbarrow race, which is a combination of all of Cheeky's other main ideas.

'Its outrageous' said one commentator on hearing the news. 'This is going to make Boston look ridiculous in the eyes of the Toy world. A five-year old could have come up with these events.'

'Actually they were my son Simba's idea,' said Cheeky.

The controversy comes days after complaints to Canada Jack about his new Olympic logo, a jagged purple symbol showing the number 2012.


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Pictured: The new Olympic logo

'That logo is straight out of the 1990s, and so will be about 22 years out of date' said another commentator.

Boston won its bid for the 2012 Olympics two years ago, beating its rival candidate city, neighbouring Smallvania. Boston has not hosted the Toyland Olympics since 1948.

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