Sunnydale Junior School Newsletter

Dear Parents

So we come to the end of another busy year. Unfortunately the Sunnydale Sports Day (sponsored by Bramble Enterprises) had to be cancelled due to a record three millimetres of rain falling across Toyland! We will miss the Year 6 pupils but will see them again in Sunnydale High.

Goodbyes
Firstly best of luck to Mrs Shark, a lovely soft shark toy who taught Year 4. She will be replaced by the South African toy lion, Mrs Lioness. Don't be scared though children, she doesn't bite! We wish her well in her new role teaching pupils including Kaitlin Cooper.

Indian Meal in Year 4
The Year 4 toy children were all fed curry and poppadoms from the local Bramblash curry house earlier this month. Thank you to Mrs Strawberry and the cooks for providing a traditional sorbet for dessert. The toys on my table said it was better than getting new clothes from Build-a-Bear, and Chico Gonzalez even went back for seconds!

'I prefer the traditional Spanish dish of paella, of course. ¡Lo me encanta!'

Design a Loo!
For as long as anyone can remember, Sunnydale has been hearing designs for the refurbished girls toilets. In charge of the operation was class councillor Kaitlin Cooper. 'I'm really excited about these new toilets!' exclaimed Kaitlin, aged eight. 'I did other things as class councillor but this was the most important,' she squeaked.

Term at Sunnydale starts again on 4th September.

Miss Pancake

Ducky 'will stand' for Boston mayor

DUCKY MALLARD ANNOUNCED ON HIS WEBSITE this morning that he will stand as a candidate next year to be Mayor of Boston. He said that the chance to be in charge of the mysterious role was an opportunity 'Too wonderful to miss'. He added, 'I'm so exciiiited!'

It has long been known that Ducky has wanted the job, and will take on the current Mayor Winnie the Pooh, who has won the position three successive times since it was created. Winnie the Pooh is also responsible for introducing the congestion charge, charging toys £5 a day to drive around Boston's most traffic-filled streets, under the bed around Sleepy Avenue and the royal palace.

'Ducky is exactly the well-known big-name candidate this city needs,' said King Cheeky, who is officially neutral on his preferred choice. 'People have said that Ducky is just a bumbling idiot who couldn't tell his wings from his beak, but inside that round soft body are two hearts of gold and a very clever brain.'

'Aww thank you Cheeky that's so kind!' replied Ducky. 'I'm going to put the smile back on Boston's face. We are one of the greatest toy cities in the world!'

Ducky is three years old.

News in brief
Postman gets car
Ryan 'excited' about new car to arrive on Friday. 'Waww I'll be able to take Nazzy to the cinema in it, and drive along listening to my favourite band The Postal Service!'

Exclusive cartoon of Ducky released

Ducky relaxes in his comfortable summer clothes.

(c) Cooper Comics Co.

Local girl befriends 'fairy'

THE AUTHOR DOUGLAS ADAMS ONCE SAID 'Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe there are fairies in the bottom of it too?', but one Boston resident has spoken of finding a fairy at the bottom of her new laundry basket today.

'It all started when Emily sewed a lovely box at school,' said Marissa Cooper, 19. 'I decided to use it as a laundry basket but when I opened it up I saw that someone was living inside of it!'

To her flatmates disbelief, Marissa continued her story. 'I saw her with my own eyes. She is very small, smaller than Queen Spurry, with bushy blonde hair and a wooden top of a head.

'She spoke to me and was very friendly. Her name is Beatrice. Beatrice the Box Fairy, because she lives in a box!' she tittered.

The fairy allegedly explained that only people who believe in fairies can see or hear her, and as Marissa was the only one to believe in fairies, only Marissa can see her. Flatmates Claire McKuchen, Chico Gonzalez and little sister Kaitlin Cooper, are said to be worried about their friend and keep suggesting she take a lie down.

In other news
Boston awaits new toy as Emily goes to Build-a-Bear party