DUCKY MALLARD ANNOUNCED ON HIS WEBSITE this morning that he will stand as a candidate next year to be Mayor of Boston. He said that the chance to be in charge of the mysterious role was an opportunity 'Too wonderful to miss'. He added, 'I'm so exciiiited!'
It has long been known that Ducky has wanted the job, and will take on the current Mayor Winnie the Pooh, who has won the position three successive times since it was created. Winnie the Pooh is also responsible for introducing the congestion charge, charging toys £5 a day to drive around Boston's most traffic-filled streets, under the bed around Sleepy Avenue and the royal palace.
'Ducky is exactly the well-known big-name candidate this city needs,' said King Cheeky, who is officially neutral on his preferred choice. 'People have said that Ducky is just a bumbling idiot who couldn't tell his wings from his beak, but inside that round soft body are two hearts of gold and a very clever brain.'
'Aww thank you Cheeky that's so kind!' replied Ducky. 'I'm going to put the smile back on Boston's face. We are one of the greatest toy cities in the world!'
Ducky is three years old.
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