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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Earthquake rocks Toyland

TOYLAND WAS ROCKED to its foundations last night as a reports of a rare earthquake came in. Toys were woken across Boston and Smallvania wondering why everything was shaken. As soon as they realised it wasn't just Emily looking for something behind the shelves, anxious toys in their pyjamas started excitedly wandering the streets and entering police stations.

'Waww I felt like someone was shaking me when I was sleeping!!' said Ryan Atwood, 20, from Smallvania. 'But it wasn't Nazzy. Wawwwwww!'

No-one is believed to have been injured but Mrs Mouse was said to be 'shaken' at news that her juice stand had fallen over once again.

The only person not to feel the earthquake was a disappointed Phoebe Nightingale, who woke up to ask an Express reporter, 'What's all the fuss about?'

TE

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