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Saturday, March 22, 2008

Happy Easter Toys!

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THE TOYLAND EXPRESS WISHES YOU A HAPPY EASTER!!!

Pictured: Local university student Marissa Cooper decorates her traditional Easter tree

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Silver wedding anniversary

CHRIS AND SPURRY STEAKFACE CELEBRATED their 2.5th wedding anniversary yesterday. The South African bear and Jewish monkey met three years ago in Cape Town, and said that the 2.5 years they have spent 'just flew by'.

Pictures of the newlyweds showed none of the loose threads or dirty marks now visible on the toys' faces. 'People used to say I was like a child getting married,' observed Spurry. 'Then again people still mistake me for a child! Aaaaaah!'

In their 2.5 years together, Chris and Spurry have had two children, Stephen and David. They live in a flat in the Dolls House in Smallvania. They celebrated their silver anniversary with a trip to the luxury 'Brambles' restaurant, just opened on Sunshine Avenue.

'2.5 years for two toys is a remarkable achievement. Here's to 2.5 more! Well done Chris and Spurry' commented Ducky.

Ducky is three years old.

Chris is forty-two years old.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Monday, March 17, 2008

Visiting student samples Toyland culture

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Pictured: Lionel the lion, Freida, Ducky and Truffles the Dog relax at Ducky's.

BOSTON WELCOMED THE STUDENT AMBASSADOR FOR BROWNIES last week, when Freida Floss, the official bear of Second Knowle Brownies, touched stayed on the bed. She soon made friends with the many other Bear Factory and Build-a-Bear residents of Toyland, introducing herself at the top of her lungs with a confident 'I BELONG TO SECOND KNOWLE BROWNIES!'

Freida sampled the national dish, steak and chips, and visited the sights of Kensington Palace and the stunning views over the garden. There was even time for shopping in the fashionable House of Bramble Department Store in bustling Smallvania Square.

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Pictured: Freida was wined and dined courtesy of Emily, shown here enjoying a meal out in Hampton-in-Arden. She was said to remain happy even when her car waiting outside was parked in by Jeff and Mabel Badger who were attending the nearby Old Folks' Brass Band Concert.

Freida even visited the Land of Old Toys, and met Prime Minister Nizz, the Australian koala bear who runs day to day affairs there. Blueberry Blue showed her around the run down area, and told her about the various volunteering projects being run there.

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Pictured: Blueberry with Freida in the Land of Old Toys. 'We look so similar!' they commented, in unison.

The Express asked Floss how Emily's Toyland compared to other Brownies' homes. 'It is about a hundred times better than any of them put together, of course,' she smiled, before adding that she belonged to Second Knowle Brownies.

Ducky is three years old.

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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

New Baby

NAZZY AND RYAN ATWOOD HAVE HAD THEIR FIRST BABY, born on Sunday 2nd March 2008, or Mothering Sunday. The latest addition to the Georgian dolls house, baby Rose was born with a full head of blonde hair to match her father's, and blue eyes to match her mother's.

'Our perfect little wooden baby!' said Nazzy of her new daughter, who she described as the 'Perfect gift for Mother's Day'

'Wawww it's Mothering Sunday!' interrupted Ryan, before adding how happy he was also.

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Pictured: The happy family minutes after the birth. 'She is so big and healthy!' commented dolls house tenant Spurry Steakface. 'She is the size of me!'

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Coming soon
Floss the bear visits Toyland
Phoebe tells of ski-ing accident horror