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Thursday, July 24, 2008

Giant animal invades Toyland horror

THE HONORARY RESIDENT OF BOSTON, the guinea pig Snuffles, visited Toyland yesterday as a guest of King Cheeky.

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Pictured: The King and Snuffles pose for an official photograph ((C) Kensington Palace)

The big toys were delighted to see the pet, who is about the size of the King himself. Ducky Mallard took a while to understand Snuffles was not a toy. 'She must be battery operated!' he kept saying. 'But I can't see any remote control!' Ducky is four years old.

Especially pleased to see the guest was local Sunnydale university student Marissa Cooper, 20, who met Snuffles and her sister Nibbles last May. This time Marissa introduced her own sister, Kaitlin (aged 9) to the furry friend.

However the small toy residents of Smallvania were more aghast when Snuffles was taken for a walk around the bustling town centre of Smallvania Square. Local entrepreneur Barry Bramble was heard 'yelping' and telling all adults and children not to leave their homes.

Bramble had reason to be worried when the guinea pig stormed into his house, knocking him over. 'No one was hurt, thank goodness! I hope never to see that awful gigantic monster again!'

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Pictured: Express exclusive: Snuffles storms into the house of Barry Bramble.

When asked what she thoughts of Toyland, Snuffles stayed silent for a few seconds then said, 'SQUEEEAK!' before running under a pillow. King Cheeky said the visit of the honorary resident had been a great success and symbolised a 'great friendship' between Toyland and residents of the garden. He did not comment on the absence of Nibbles.

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Pictured: Marissa (20), Kaitlin (9) and Snuffles (1).

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