Pictured: His Royal Highness outside a traditional red phone box in Leicester Square
'It was so lovely, I'd just like to take this opportunity to thank Emily again for taking me along in her bag. The Lion King has been a great inspiration for my life, obviously my wife is called Nala and I named my son Simba,' beamed Cheeky.
Pictured: The King takes the tube
'I've learnt a lot about ruling a kingdom recently,' reflected the most famous of the Toyland royals, perhaps thinking of his recent successes in closing down the Smallvanian Orphanage and replacing it with a well-supplied nursery, as well as managing to sleep with Emily two nights in a row at time of writing. 'I didn't get to meet Queen Elizabeth unfortunately, but I did go Hamley's on Regent Street, one of the biggest toyshops in the world.'
Pictured: The King had a spacious stall in the Royal Circle, appropriately.
Pictured: Our King Cheeky is snapped by paparazzi from Toylands in London. Onlookers said the king was complimented for being King of one of the most complex toylands of modern schoolchildren. He is admired for ruling over toys which have their own towns, currency system and even a top quality newspaper. He is also now King of the next Olympics host city, Boston.
The King's fortunes have suddenly rapidly improved, from a low point two years ago when he wasn't at all considered one of Emily's favourite toys.
Pictured: Cheeky tucking into a chocolate eclair in Covent Garden market. Upon seeing this photograph, local university student and part time campaigner Marissa Cooper couldn't control herself any further, and exploded with indignation that she was not taken, being the most popular toy and having grown used to being taken on these outings. 'Humph humph humph!' she said as she folded her arms melodramatically.
As we can see, our King was riding high in the city of the moment.
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