Oldsville hands over Olympics in style

THE OLYMPICS 2008 HAVE COME TO AN END in Oldsville, with an expensive display of fireworks and processions of the top athletes of the sporting event.

'These Olympics have been very important for the toyish world,' said a representative for the Toyland Olympics Committee. 'Countries have learnt about Oldsville and Oldsville has learnt about other countries. The former "Land of Old Toys" is no longer isolated. Its residents should be proud.'

It is not known how much Oldsville residents will give up on their traditioal longings to move to, or in some cases return to, Emily's Toyland upstairs. What is known is that Prime Minister Nizz looked incredibly proud when he handed the Olympic flag over to Mayor Winnie to Pooh of Boston, which is to be the next host city of the Games.

The final medal table was as follows:
1. Oldsville
2. Boston
3. Philip's Toyland
4. Smallvania
5. Grace's Toyland

'We are very excited to be holding the Toyland Olympics 2012 here in Boston' said King Cheeky. 'Emily is also pleased that they will be held in her hometown,' he added, referring to how Emily's bed is in Boston and therefore is considered by many to be a Bostonian.

'I'm so exciiiitedd!' said one Bostonian partying in front of Kensington Palace at the handover party today. Ducky is four years old.

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