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Friday, September 12, 2008

Girls club sweeps to easy victory in Monopoly game

THE GIRLS CLUB WERE CELEBRATING last night on the Girls' Club cruiseliner after their representative Emily easily beat Philip, Emily's brother and representative of the Toyish Boys' Club, in a game of Monopoly.

'We were all delighted to see Emily take three train stations and several key properties including the Strand and Whitechapel Road. We were worried when Philip took Mayfair and once commanded extortionate rent on that site but we quickly recovered with a speedy sale of Pall Mall' said Sabrina Spellman of the Girl's Club.

Ryan, who chaired the Boys' Club meeting of that night, was less pleased. 'You'd think Philip, who is always down in London and is going to live there and everything would do better. He didn't even get Fleet Street where his job is! A postman could have done better!' Ryan is the Toyland postman.

'I watched the whole thing!' said Ducky. Ducky is four years old.

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Some small toys playing Monopoly yesterday

The Toyland Express looks at what might appear on a Toyland Monopoly board

Old Kent Road - The Keyboard, Oldsville
Whitechapel Road - The Spare Bed, Oldsville

The Angel, Islington - The Guinea Pig hutch
Euston Road - The Guinea Pig run
Pentonville Road - Emily's patch of the garden

Pall Mall - The Lego Village
Whitehall - Wardrobe Way
Northumberland Avenue - The Chris & Spurry Steakplace

Strand - Sunshine Avenue
Fleet Street - The Barry Bramble Department Store
Trafalgar Square - Smallvania Square

Leicester Square - The Stables
Coventry Street - Smallvania Libray
Piccadilly - The Dolls House

Regent Street - Boston Library
Oxford Street - Winnie's house at the foot of the bed
Bond Street - The Jellycat apartment

Park Lane - Ducky's house at the top of Emily's bed
Mayfair - Kensington Palace

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Polly Pocket airlines reassures toys that it is able to meet all flight bookings made on plastic orange aeroplane despite rising fuel costs

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