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Thursday, November 20, 2008

Ducky 'upset' and 'just a toy' slur

DUCKY MALLARD IS SAID TO BE 'SADDENED AND UPSET' at reports that Emily called him 'just a toy'. Jemima Puddleduck, Ducky's Smallvanian penpal, explained this state of affairs while anxiously waiting for his next letter.

'The comments were taken out of context,' said Winnie the Pooh, Mayor Boston. 'Emily didn't mean it like that at all. Now where's my honey, honey?' he added to Sapphire Teddy.

Even Kensington Palace had something to say. King Cheeky, resurrecting another of his old catchphrases for the second time this week, said 'Don't worry, Ducky. It happens to all toys eventually.'

Emily has declined to comment to The Toyland Express.

Ducky, Toyland's second most popular character, is four years old.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Ducky is feeling better now actually because he is still one of my favorite characters so make she everybody knows that(what i said above).Thank you From Emily.