Bramble Cafe hygeine scandal

THE BARRY BRAMBLE DEPARTMENT STORE CAFÉ in Smallvania has had its poor food hygeine standards exposed by the Toyland Express. These exclusive photographs, taken today, clearly show a dead moth sat in the middle of the floor in the café, just inches away from where regulars Jeff and Mabel Badger sit.


The offending article, five minutes ago

The Express has informed the Toyland Inspector, whose job it is to inspect health and safety across Boston and Smallvania and close places down where he thinks necessary.

Barry Bramble, the owner of the café, said 'This was a rare lapse of tidiness in the café, the offending moth falling from the ceiling and the photographs taken before our staff could clean it up. The moth was far away from all food preparation areas and nobody should be alarmed. I would be happy to buy the Toyland Inspector's lunch over a discussion of the event.'


A toy's eye view: a covert image taken on a customer's iPhone

Bramble, tipped to be seeking a position on TV's 'Dragon's Den' to restore his ailing fortunes after being forced to make severe cutbacks in his business, is said to be privately worried that this latest incident will make customers flock to his nearby rival, the Chris and Spurry Steakplace, which has recently started serving breakfast.

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