MRS MOUSE OF SMALLVANIA, employee of the Barry Bramble Department Store, was aghast to find a box of rat and mouse poison, pictured, on the passage motorway outside Emily's room this week.
Unverified reports suggest that the poison is for the loft, but toys are not so sure. Friends and co-workers close to Mrs Mouse says she is concerned that somebody in the house, probably from outside Emily's Toyland, had spotted her.
The Express managed to catch a concerned Mrs Mouse apprehensively smelling a mince pie at her house this lunchtime, who said, 'Whether or not they didn't think I was a squeaking toy, I think this is crazy! I'm standing up for mice rights everywhere.'
Elsewhere, one Bratz doll said the furore was making a mountain out of a molehill. 'It's mice's rights gone mad!' commented Natalie Star.
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