Marissa Cooper
Marissa Cooper, 20, a student of colouring-in at the University of Sunnydale, said, 'I want some dresses, maybe a bag, maybe a new Jellycat friend - probably an animal - some chocolate dirums, a satsuma, some ski boots, a pink iPod nano...' and continued to talk until utterly out of breath.
In Smallvania, the next Mayor, Lucas Gabriel, was also doing a bit of shopping. He was spotted buying some wrapping paper at an 'Everything Must Go' sale at a closing down Playmobil chain store.
'This Christmas I'd like to see world peace, economic stability, healthcare for all toys and better education,' he said in his likeable accent. When asked for something that would fit into a stocking, he added 'And maybe some new sneakers. Y'know, to shoot some hoops in.'
Mayor-elect Lucas Gabriel, with his Secretary for Christmas Affairs Santa Claus
Finally, the Express spoke with Kensington Palace itself, asking the king what he would like to see underneath his royal tree come December 25th. 'Well I'd like a spot trimmer, for my spots; some new pawprint pyjamas; a bathroom robe - get it?!; and some chocolate dirums.'
Glancing at our reporter's notebook, he added that he'd like to world peace also.
His Royal Highness King Cheeky
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