PHILIP VISITED HOME YESTERDAY BUT DID NOT VISIT TOYLAND AT ALL, it emerged last night. He popped in for 'less than five seconds' according to the Toyland webcam, but, as Emily was out, he left.
It was a difficult Sunday for the toys as storylines barely got a look in.
'I wasn't even looked at! No matter how much I yelled, "Play with me, Play with me!"' said local university student Marissa Cooper, adding, 'I was even wearing my best dress!'
Pictured: To play another day? Every toy's worst nightmare
Amid reports from Philip's Toyland that he was 'ill', Adriana Atwood, who glimpsed him briefly, said, 'He wasn't really that sick so don't give me that nonsense!'
Lucas Gabriel was taken out for lunch on ice skates but never even left Emily's bag.
Smallvanian Mayor Puddleduck commented today, in his last day in office, 'I wish I could hand over to the new Mayor and say Toyland was safe, but he is going to have to deal with some huge problems, starting with how much Emily plays with us.'
King Cheeky released an official note from Kensington Palace assuring toys he thought yesterday was just a 'blip' and looked forward to swearing in Mayor Gabriel tomorrow.
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