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Friday, January 16, 2009

Polly Pocket Airlines crash into bath

THE POLLY POCKET AIRLINES PLANE CRASHED INTO the bath in the nearest bathroom to Toyland yesterday, at 'around bathtime'. All passengers survived and were unhurt.

'It was crazy,' said Polly, a Polly Pocket doll from Smallvania. 'First thing we were all rushing on board to catch Emily for some bath playtime then the pilot said, "Brace for impact."'

Another passenger, also called Polly, praised the professionalism of the pilot, a brown-haired Polly Pocket.

'Although I do wonder where Supersmall was in all this!' she added, referring to Supersmall, the tiny superhero who lives in Emily's schoolshoes.

The plane is believed to have been flown off course by a sudden gust of air from an opening door, sending it off course from the landing spot, resulting in an emergency landing in the bath itself. The plane is fully plastic and so completely waterproof.

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Pictured: A Polly Pocket airlines crash in Grace's Toyland in 2002. Passengers said they were worried the same might occur to them.

Lucas Gabriel, the Mayor-elect who is due to be sworn in on Tuesday afternoon, called pilot Polly a 'heroine'.

Next week in the Toyland Express
Full coverage of the inaugration of Lucas Gabriel as Mayor of Smallvania, with detailed analysis of his oath of office, his speech, the colour of his shoes, the traffic situation throughout Smallvania and Boston Park, and special commentary on a historic day for Toyland.

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