THE TOYLAND EXPRESS caught up with some toys in across Toyland today and asked them, 'What are you doing this St Valentine's Day?'
'Waww well I've bought my lovely wife some roses and a necklace with an ice-skate pendant! I love her so much.' - Ryan, Smallvania
'I got my lovely Chris a cookery book - 101 things to do with steak! I hope he gets me something good! Or else he'll be in big trouble!' - Spurry, Smallvania (via e-mail)
'I'm not sure if I have a boyfriend in the storylines? Is it Hershey? Or Dr Flixy?' - Sabrina, Boston
'Crikey, in Oldsville, Valentine's Day has been declared National Day of Love for the Prime Minister' - Prime Minister Nizz, Land of Old Toys
'I am taking my bossy (cough) beautiful wife up to Table Mountain here in Cape Town at sunset where we will have a candlelit dinner of prawns and oysters. But don't tell her yet!' - Chris, Smallvania (via text)
'Rar rar rar rar rar well I'm in Cape Town too with Emily but my quiet wife is at home in Boston, so I've sent her some flowers to be delivered by Ryan.' HRH King Cheeky
'Seeing all these chocolates so nicely wrapped being presented to people makes me so hungry' - The Hungry Lion, Land of Old Toys
'Y'alright? I'm not alright I miss my Marissa she has gone to Cape Town too!' - Whitey, Boston
'I think we all need to see Valentine's Day as a day for overcoming differences, between all Smallvanians and Bostonians. The cross-border love shown by everyday citizens is nothing short of inspiring. To those who insist a toy cannot celebrate Valentine's Day when Emily isn't here, I say: Yes We Can!' Mayor Lucas, Smallvania, (to cheering)
'I'm all alone on Valentine's Day, as usual. Pasta sauce for one at the Bramble Supermarket. Sigh.' - Graham, Smallvania
What did you do this Valentine's Day? Text in on 88188* (Texts cost 2 Dirums in addition to usual rate, please ask billpayer's permission first)
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