TOYLAND HAS BEEN UNDER NIGHT CONDITIONS SINCE TUESDAY AFTERNOON, the curtains not having been opened for forty-eight hours now. Street lamps have been lit for entire days and bumps in the dark are up 90%, an independent think tank reported.
It is thought that Emily's trip to her Granny's house is the cause, although some toys have other theories. L'il Whitey, of the Toyland division of the People & Planet environmental pressure group, said this was further evidence of climate change.
Former mayor P.Puddleduck, who lost last November's mayoral election, blamed his successor Lucas Gabriel, though it is not known why.
Some services have been disrupted, Ryan Atwood, the local postman, not getting out of bed until 3pm yesterday. 'I thought it was still nighttime!' he said.
'That boy is just so lazy!' said his wife, Nazzy Star.
King Cheeky assures toys that the curtains will be opened at about 5pm today.
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