Pictured: Mr 'David Tennant', supervising Mr Dennis' class.
Despite it being the first week of the term, pupils are being taught by two supply teachers. Timothy the Dog's class is being taught by a 'strict old hag' who lists her interests on Facebook, the social networking site, as 'making children cry'.
According to Californian pupil who asked for her identity not to be disclosed, she has 'a huge French fry on her shoulder.' She added, 'No seriously, we told her in the cafeteria at lunch time but she just made a deep growling noise. I don't like her!'
Things couldn't be more different for the other Year 6 class which is being looked after by David Tennant himself, or at least a striking lookalike. According to pupils, he 'sits at his desk, kicks back and puts his feet on the table, makes a few jokes and lets us call him David Tennant.' At the end of the yesterday's final lesson, at 3.15pm, he gave every pupil a Milky Way and a gold star for their work.
Smallvanian citizen Graham Greybear commented, 'Why is this being reported in a national Toyish newspaper?'
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