ONE PERSON'S WEEKEND WILL BE MORE than just an hour longer this weekend. Local postman Ryan Atwood has announced that he will be following through with his threat to strike today. The move has caused some political discord in the town hall.
'Waww! My demands for higher pay and a new post bag have not been met!' said Atwood, normally a beloved character of Smallvania.
'I think its just shocking. How are toys supposed to get their mail?' vented Graham Greybear.
Former Mayor of Smallvania P.Puddleduck said current Mayor Lucas should have 'seen this coming.' He told the Express, 'If you look at Smallvania Square today you can see vast inequalities - the giant Barry Bramble Department Store is juxtapposed to piles of homeless Sylvanians. All these things are dwarfed by the Georgian mansion dolls house.'
Puddleduck appeared not to notice this is exactly how it was when he was Mayor. Current Mayor Lucas responded that while Smallvania had its issues, 'the community Smallvania Square is repaired in part, I suppose, by the Sylvanian stables and library. And every year all the toys gather round to watch Emily switch on the Christmas lights. We should be celebrating the fact that we live in a traditional English toy town.'
Nazzy Star, the postman's wife, commented, 'I think Ryan just wants an extra day in bed. Typical lazy boy!'
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