Express returns after 4 month hiatus

THE TOYLAND EXPRESS has restarted its printing presses once again after a successful private equity funded management buy-out of its holding company, Toyland Presses Plc. What do you think?


Ducky Mallard, 5, national poet: 'Well I'm not sure what that means but my mummy has said I should start reading the business pages.'


Mrs Mouse, 38, toy shop attendant:
'I think it's great given the squeaking awful press mice have been getting recently. Where was the Express to cover the shocking murder of a mouse in Phi... (continued on page 89)


Phoebe Nightingale, 20, professional sleeper:
'I think it's great as long as it's not going to be filled with loads of opinions of random toys. I didn't get out of bed to read what some character I'd never heard of has to say! In fact, I didn't get out of bed at all.'

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