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Thursday, April 15, 2010

Hurricane Julie causes massive dust cloud

HURRICANE JULIE HAS UNEXPECTEDLY caused a huge dust cloud to float into the air in central Boston after her weekly visit today.

The cloud was caused by hoovering around the sides of Shelf Close. All flights from Polly Pocket Airlines in Smallvania have been grounded until the cloud clears.

Angry traveller Graham Greybear said, 'I've been kept completely in the dark about what's going on. I had to sleep on the floor last night. I have no idea when I'll get to leave Smallvania. So not much different than usual, then.'

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