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Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Marissa Cooper named Mayor of Boston

MARISSA COOPER, the 21-year-old personal adviser to the King, has been elected the first female Mayor of Boston after a close vote last Thursday.

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Archive photo: New Boston Mayor Marissa Cooper, with her little sister Kaitlin, now 11, and Snuffles the guinea pig

The graduate of Sunnydale University School of Illustrating, and immigrant from San Diego, California in the United States, now becomes the youngest leader in Toyland history.

'I'm obviously really happy about this! I wanna thank my supporters and also say congratulations to Ducky and Whitey for a well-fought campaign.'

Perennial candidate and national poet Ducky Mallard lost the election once again and announced that he would not stand for Mayor another time. White Teddy, one-time boyfriend of Cooper, also sent his congratulations
'And I'm not really the youngest leader in Toyland. King Cheeksabot was, like, one year old in human years when he took the throne!'

Marissa will be seven human years old this Christmas. Ducky is six years old.

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