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Sunnydale recruits new teacher

SUNNYDALE HIGH SCHOOL today announced the appointment of Catalina Gonzales, a young new teacher from Mexico, to teach Spanish. She will also be a form teacher for Year 7.

New character arriving this weekend

TOYLAND WAS HAPPY to hear today that a new member of the Jellycat Bunch is to move to Boston, and is expected this weekend.

King Cheeky confirmed at 12.30pm this afternoon that the Toyland taxes would pay for the airfare of Catalina Gonzales, mother of character Chico Gonzales, aged 11. She will be flying in from Latin America (via a connecting flight in Newcastle).

Pictured: Catalina, expected to be 12" tall.

Marissa Cooper, the 22 year old owner of the Jellycat flat, said 'I'm so looking forward to welcoming Catalina to our home, and Chico is too of course. It's gonna be a squeeze but hey, I think we can manage 10 Jellycat dolls plus pets, clothes and accessories!'

The news comes days after it was announced Emily would be visiting Mexico, no doubt with Chico in tow.

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TAG: Marissa, Chico, Catalina, King Cheeky

Jimothy named Character of the Year 2010

AT A STAR STUDDED CEREMONY held in the capital city of Toyland, new character Jimothy Bandersnatch has been named best character of 2010.

 

The honour is awarded every year to the 'best character' in terms of originality, storylines, voice and so on, of the year. It cannot be awarded to somebody who has already won it. Previous winners include Ducky Mallard, Marissa Cooper and Spurry Steakface, who have all gone on to be top characters featured almost every day in storylines in Emily's Toyland.

 

Jimothy, aged 11, attends Sunnydale High School with other Toyland residents including Kaitlin Cooper and Mitzi Bumpkin. He is a small and very soft honeybear, known for his trademark purple backpack, in which he keeps 'everything he might need'.

 

The ceremony was marred in controversial jokes by the host, Cheeky Spots, who poked fun at certain toys in the audience.

 

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Local bunny "dreams squashed"

Local "cutesy" Mitzi Bumpkin has been involved in another upset. Mitzi tells the Toyland Express - They had cleaned out the pool by the time I returned, and all I heard was "It doubles up as a prison too!", before I was squished into a tiny, damp box!
Ryan Atwood and Lucas Gabriel had no comment, but more is sure to follow what has been reported as an anti- Mitzi feud.

Local bunny turned away from pool scandal

SMALLVANIA'S NEW SWIMMING POOL was swimming in scandal after a soft big toy was denied entry, it emerged tonight.

'They turned me away for being "too lovely", which was kinda complimentary but kinda disappointing' said the bunny in question, Mitzi Bumpkin, 11.

The pool owners issued a statement denying any wrongdoing.

'Today a big, soft and furry toy sought to swim in our pool, which is filled with real water. As such one major health risk to soft toys is serious fur damage. We explained this to the young lady in question by telling her she was "too lovely", as we told several other characters'

Bumpkin was a Christmas present for Emily and has emerged as the most successful character of January 2011. Her attention-seeking nature has irritated some, but endeared others, including her housemate and fellow Bear Factory/Build-a-Bear creation, Ducky Mallard.

Pictured: Bumpkin bumped from Boston baths

Ducky is six years old.

Breaking news: Bubbles added to jacuzzi

SMALLVANIA, TOYLAND - The latest innovation added by swimming pool owner Ryan is an attractive straw-powered bubble jacuzzi. Visit now to avoid disappointment.

Ryan and Lucas open new swimming pool in Smallvania

RYAN ATWOOD AND LUCAS GABRIEL, the Mayor of Smallvania, have opened a lush new public swimming pool near Boston. Pictured: the two new owners surveying water levels