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Sunday, February 20, 2011

Jimothy Bandersnatches place on ski trip

LOCAL HONEYBEAR SCHOOLBOY JIMOTHY BANDERSNATCH, aged eleven, was excited to be chosen to go skiing with Emily this week on the Sunnydale School Ski Trip.

'Excuse-me excuse-me!!! Coming through with my ticket and my bag and my ski stuff!!' the bear said has he hurried anxiously past Express reporters early yesterday morning.

Marissa Cooper, who has now finished studying and is working a long-hours job advising the King, was disappointed not to be taken, despite owning salopettes.

'This Jimothy character came out of nowhere and now he's everywhere,' she advised the King. 'I mean, I guess I shouldn't be angry - I've been on every other ski trip. But, y'know. I wish I was going!'

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