Pictured below, Emily's new guinea pigs, Coco and Chanel, settle into their new home. Aged 8-10 weeks, Coco is the slightly bigger and fluffier companion to Chanel, notable for her distinctive and loveable torn ear.
Saturday, April 30, 2011
Toyland celebrates Royal Wedding
THE RESIDENTS of Toyland celebrated the Royal Wedding yesterday by watching the ceremony on a huge 17.5 inch screen.
'Oh her dress is just beautiful!! Its much better than mine which is so old and tatty and stitched up by comparison. Although I do have a Jellycat wedding dress in my closet,' commented Marissa Cooper, 22, lining the streets of Boston Park with her surprised looking boyfriend White Teddy.
Speculation grew within Toyland about whether one day it would see its own Royal Wedding, between heir to the throne Simba Spots and his girlfriend Stella Nightingale, both still schoolchildren. Kensington Palace declined to comment.
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'Oh her dress is just beautiful!! Its much better than mine which is so old and tatty and stitched up by comparison. Although I do have a Jellycat wedding dress in my closet,' commented Marissa Cooper, 22, lining the streets of Boston Park with her surprised looking boyfriend White Teddy.
Speculation grew within Toyland about whether one day it would see its own Royal Wedding, between heir to the throne Simba Spots and his girlfriend Stella Nightingale, both still schoolchildren. Kensington Palace declined to comment.
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Speculation grows about new guinea pig names
AFTER THE SAD death of Nibbles this month, a few weeks after her sister, attention has turned to speculation that Emily will be purchasing two new guinea pigs to continue the guinea pig tradition.
Guinea names: the odds
Coco and Chanel - 2:1
Cinnamon and Cumin - 50:1
Kate and Pippa - 75:2
Beatrice and Eugenie - 98:1
Bander and Snatch (after Jimothy Bandersnatch) - 150:1
Sarah and Jane (after the Sarah Jane adventures) - 200:1
Emily has refused to comment on the names, promising to see the guinea pigs in question before deciding.
Do you have a great suggestion for the names of Emily's new guineas? Text the Express at 12345 (texts cost 1 dirum plus standard network rate)!
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Guinea names: the odds
Coco and Chanel - 2:1
Cinnamon and Cumin - 50:1
Kate and Pippa - 75:2
Beatrice and Eugenie - 98:1
Bander and Snatch (after Jimothy Bandersnatch) - 150:1
Sarah and Jane (after the Sarah Jane adventures) - 200:1
Emily has refused to comment on the names, promising to see the guinea pigs in question before deciding.
Do you have a great suggestion for the names of Emily's new guineas? Text the Express at 12345 (texts cost 1 dirum plus standard network rate)!
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Sunday, April 17, 2011
Mitzi gets new dress
Mitzi Bumpkin sporting a new dress in Toyland this morning.
'Except that bunny is right in the way of my new dress!' said the flustered local rabbit.
My perfect weekend... by Ryan Atwood
This week, Toyland Express Weekend magazine asks Ryan Atwood how his perfect weekend goes.
"7am waking up in the morning, gotta go downstairs gotta have my egg cup, gotta have my boiled egg.
"I see my friend Lucas and my wife Nazzy and my there are only three seats in our kitchen. Which seat can I take?
"Clarinet clarinet, yeah, clarinet clarinet, fun fun fun fun and Sunday comes afterwards."
Ryan's daughter Rose, aged 11, added, "Dad you are so embarrassing!"
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