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Saturday, April 30, 2011

Speculation grows about new guinea pig names

AFTER THE SAD death of Nibbles this month, a few weeks after her sister, attention has turned to speculation that Emily will be purchasing two new guinea pigs to continue the guinea pig tradition.

Guinea names: the odds

Coco and Chanel - 2:1
Cinnamon and Cumin - 50:1
Kate and Pippa - 75:2
Beatrice and Eugenie - 98:1
Bander and Snatch (after Jimothy Bandersnatch) - 150:1
Sarah and Jane (after the Sarah Jane adventures) - 200:1

Emily has refused to comment on the names, promising to see the guinea pigs in question before deciding.

Do you have a great suggestion for the names of Emily's new guineas? Text the Express at 12345 (texts cost 1 dirum plus standard network rate)!

TE

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