Being dragged up the stairs underneath Emily's shoulder, Ducky observed, 'It was the same as most holidays for me. I enjoyed a comfy hotel room and didn't really explore the city.' Ducky is in fact rumoured to have spent some time swimming in the River Thames to Hampton Court, and enjoying being fed bread by visitors to Trafalgar Square. The beady eyed beaked bird refused to comment on these suggestions.
Mallard was accompanied by Jimothy Bandersnatch, a twelve year old honeybear and pupil at Sunnydale High. Jimothy was disappointed to be 'barely photographed', though he did enjoy some time being carted around with his backpack to Leicester Square and neighbouring shopping areas, despite being kept in Emily's handbag for approximately 99% of the time.
The third guest to London was a controversial stowaway. Local restauranteur Spurry Steakface snuckher way to London, revealing herself at the famous Italian restaurant Sergio's, before demanding to have her photo taken with the owner to be displayed next to the tables.
'I am famous don'tcha know! One time Queen of Smallvania, currently working at the most famous steakplace in Toyland!!' she squealed, to the bemused faces of Londoners.
Emily expressed gasped surprise followed by happiness at Spurry's arrival. She follows in the footsteps of Emu Ostrich, who snuck to Granny's house last year. That emu received a royal title from King Cheeky for bravery - however no awards seem forthcoming for the miniature monkey Spurry.
It is not known when Emily's next trip will be, however speculation is rife that a Christmastime ski trip may be on the cards and toys have eagerly been collecting application forms in anticipation all weekend.
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