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Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Greek Dolly fate unnerves toys

KING CHEEKY has reassured toys that the sudden exit of Greek Dolly from Toyland was an 'isolated case' and other toys don't need to worry about the same happening to major characters.

As the redecoration of Toyland continued to cause widespread disruption, Greek Dolly unexpectedly fell out of her house on Sunday afternoon. A minute's silence was held the next day.

'When Greek Dolly first joined Toyland, no one expected or planned for her to leave this way,' writes King Cheeky in today's Express, whilst expressing regret.

Some leading experts have described the demise of Greek Dolly as 'inevitable', questioning how she was even allowed into the exclusive Toyland club despite not having a rich personality like her neighbours.

'I saw her spend a lot of money in the Polly Pocket Hairdressers', said Spurry Steakface. 'I know she wasn't a main character but I'm worried about how these cuts in toy numbers are affecting the whole bedroom!'

IN OTHER NEWS

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Warwick Castle Bear speaks to crowds at makeshift Toyland temporary camp in Philip's room

Polly Pocket Airways presses Mayor Lucas for a 'huge new high speed airport' next to renovated Boston Park - L'il Whitey concerned

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Tag: Cheeky, Lucas, L'il Whitey, Greek Dolly, Spurry, Polly Pocket, Professor Gloves, Warwick Castle Bear

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